Top 10 T-shirt Worthy Slogans

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1. "Don't tase me, bro."

— ANDREW MEYER, a student at the University of Florida, who, after an outburst during a speech by Sen. John Kerry, was shocked with a Taser by campus police officers

#2. "I have a wide stance."

— LARRY CRAIG, Idaho senator, in an oft-quoted but inaccurate phrase borne out of the police report summarizing the conservative Republican's explanation for why his foot might have touched a cop's in an adjacent bathroom stall during a sex sting at the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport. What Craig actually said was, "I'm a fairly wide guy."

#3. "Dumbledore is gay."

— J.K. ROWLING, Harry Potter creator who published the final book in the mega-selling series this summer, responding to a young fan's question about whether the Hogwarts headmaster ever finds true love

#4. "Put your big-girl panties on."

— MARGARET SPELLINGS, U.S. Secretary of Education, giving encouragement to deputy White House press secretary Dana Perino, who took over for press secretary Tony Snow, who is battling cancer

#5. "I don't know who I am, but they're after me."

— KARL ROVE, White House advisor, who likened himself to Moby Dick, Beowulf and Grendel in being hounded by Democrats who believe he secretly controls President George W. Bush

#6. "Thanks for the question, you little jerk. You're drafted."

— JOHN MCCAIN, Arizona Senator and presidential hopeful, responding jokingly to a high schooler's comment that, at 71, McCain might be too old for the White House

#7. "I take a bath every day."

— THE REV. AL SHARPTON, black activist who ran for President in 2004, on Joe Biden's calling fellow 2008 presidential hopeful Barack Obama "the first mainstream African American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy." Biden later apologized.

#8. "People are at least as smart as goats, maybe not as agile."

— TRENT LOTT, Mississippi Senator, on why building a fence along the U.S. border won't stop illegal immigration

#9. "I have lived the American Dream."

— ALBERTO GONZALES, the first Hispanic to serve as U.S. Attorney General, who resigned without explanation amid allegations of perjury before Congress

#10. "I want to be like Gandhi and Martin Luther King and John Lennon, but I want to stay alive."

— MADONNA, during a radio interview, on how she wants her art and philanthropy to inspire people